Thursday, April 12, 2007

My talent. . .

. . .is nothing to write home about. I've discovered the ability to imply sex very effectively without overtly mentioning it. Check it!


Cynthia sighed. “That was incredible.”

Arthur smiled to himself. “I’m not sure I believe you. I mean, isn’t that what a woman’s supposed to say?”

Cynthia stuck out her tongue at him and giggled. “Don’t let those other girls who lie ruin my reputation.” She put on her best innocent face. “I’m just an honest soul, you know that.”

Now it was Arthur’s turn to laugh. “Well I can’t really argue with that.” He paused for a moment, then “I’m glad I met you.”

“Yeah, I am too.”

The newlyweds fell asleep, exhausted, holding each other closely.

3 comments:

Ryan said...

I was fairly certain that they'd gotten done banging about three lines in. Besides, newlyweds fuck like rabbits anyway, right?

Unknown said...

So I hear. I never said it wasn't really. . .explicit. . .implication? Is that an oxymoron?

Unknown said...

I was hoping that they got done banging about three lines in. Really I think this is a well executed post-coitus scene. Sex scenes are awkward like a double hawk and post-sex scenes are just about as awkward.